Sam Grunion

"'Secrecy is my motto. I never tell. You'll notice even my business card has nothing on it.' -Sam Grunion"

Quotes

 * "Secrecy is my motto. I never tell. You'll notice even my business card has nothing on it."
 * "I am the same Sam Grunion who solved the international uranium mining swindle. Scotland Yard was baffled. The FBI was baffled. They sent for me and the case was solved immediately. I confessed!"
 * "For eleven years I trailed them, through the Khyber Pass, over the Pyrenees, round the Cape of Good Hope and into Gimbel's basement."
 * (Mike Johnson is practicing fencing moves) "That's Mike Johnson. Interesting dance, isn't it? He learned it fighting off bill collectors."
 * "That's Maggie Phillips. She's in love with Mike. She's a dancer too, but it's hard to tell when she's sitting down."
 * "It looks like a cold winter ahead so she's knitting herself an electric blanket."
 * "For twenty years [Faustino] was an organ grinder with a monkey. Then one day the monkey went on strike. He wanted shorter hours and longer bananas. Now Faustino is a mind-reader. If he only had a mind."